Joel Marsh Garland

@oneoldog

actor. joelmgarland on Twitter.
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Subway. Candid. The past. Nyc.
Subway. Candid. The past. Nyc. | © instagram.com/oneoldog
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Tomorrow something famous or interesting. Today a picture of an avocado cut w a serrated knife.
Tomorrow something famous or interesting. Today a picture of an avocado cut w a serrated knife. | © instagram.com/oneoldog
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Hi, My name is Joel and I would like to be considered for your #sexiestmanalive position. As you can… read more
Hi,My name is Joel and I would like to be considered for your #sexiestmanalive position. As you can see I have baked my resume. #glutenfree #chocolatechipcookies | © instagram.com/oneoldog
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According to 23 and me I am 17% Theodore the chipmunk. Here with the very talented and lovely @lizthelarsen… read more
According to 23 and me I am 17% Theodore the chipmunk. Here with the very talented and lovely @lizthelarsen waiting to make more of #theweekof #therecentpast | © instagram.com/oneoldog
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Dear @oitnb fans. You are all the best. ❤️🍊
Dear @oitnb fans. You are all the best. ❤️🍊 | © instagram.com/oneoldog
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Sassy #whyiboughtaniphone
Sassy #whyiboughtaniphone | © instagram.com/oneoldog
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Remembrance, grief, love, anger, loss. 16 years ago and it sits in my heart like it was yesterday. Sending… read more
Remembrance, grief, love, anger, loss. 16 years ago and it sits in my heart like it was yesterday. Sending love to you all, remember those we have lost, remember those who rose up to help. #I❤️NY #september11 | © instagram.com/oneoldog
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Hacked by Russian art. Reply of the Zaporozhian Cossacks Ilya Repin 1891
Hacked by Russian art.Reply of the Zaporozhian Cossacks Ilya Repin 1891 | © instagram.com/oneoldog
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Maybe I'll just post ancient art for the next two hours and say I was hacked. 1200 BC middle eastern… read more
Maybe I'll just post ancient art for the next two hours and say I was hacked.1200 BC middle eastern clay bull | © instagram.com/oneoldog
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Brooklyn child storage
Brooklyn child storage | © instagram.com/oneoldog
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Don't let me take a selfie with you. I'm bad at selfies. W @reemasampat
Don't let me take a selfie with you. I'm bad at selfies. W @reemasampat | © instagram.com/oneoldog
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Even when it's not orange it's orange. Chance encounter w the damnably talented @emilytarver
Even when it's not orange it's orange. Chance encounter w the damnably talented  @emilytarver | © instagram.com/oneoldog
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This baby has no chill. #thegodfather
This baby has no chill. #thegodfather | © instagram.com/oneoldog
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Fingers fail
Fingers fail | © instagram.com/oneoldog
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Current mood
Current mood | © instagram.com/oneoldog
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Recent event tuesday? Coming soon september? Summer silliness? Who knows. On set of #theweekof with… read more
Recent event tuesday? Coming soon september?Summer silliness? Who knows. On set of #theweekof with the funny and completely charming @alexsnog It's coming to @netflix #whatididonmysummervacation | © instagram.com/oneoldog
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#gonefishing
#gonefishing | © instagram.com/oneoldog
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#whatididonmysummervacation #Repost @adamsandler ・・・ Movie feelin real good! Thanks Long Island and to… read more
#whatididonmysummervacation #Repost @adamsandler・・・Movie feelin real good! Thanks Long Island and to everybody who worked on it! #TheWeekOf #Netflix | © instagram.com/oneoldog
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#tbt all the people who are allowed to say they have/are/will/be crushing anything.
#tbt all the people who are allowed to say they have/are/will/be crushing anything. | © instagram.com/oneoldog
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Today i felt nostalgic for chance encounters with good people. #thepast At the theater some time ago.
Today i felt nostalgic for chance encounters with good people. #thepast At the theater some time ago. | © instagram.com/oneoldog
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Bitten by a radioactive stick ladder
Bitten by a radioactive stick ladder | © instagram.com/oneoldog
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Did I mention that two of the old school @oitnb guards are coming back to @Netflix on #theweekof in very… read more
Did I mention that two of the old school @oitnb guards are coming back to @Netflix on #theweekof in very different roles.Maybe it slipped my mind. It didn't slip my mind. | © instagram.com/oneoldog
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And then I remembered... I had no idea whose hand it was. #Repost @mauryginsberg ・・・ Whose hand? #theweekof
And then I remembered... I had no idea whose hand it was.  #Repost @mauryginsberg・・・Whose hand?#theweekof | © instagram.com/oneoldog
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Me and the Robert Smigel. #theweekof @netflix
Me and the Robert Smigel. #theweekof @netflix | © instagram.com/oneoldog
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Unemployed!!!!!! Good night to all. Hope you all get to see #theweekof @netflix
Unemployed!!!!!! Good night to all. Hope you all get to see #theweekof @netflix | © instagram.com/oneoldog
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Third over night in a row and yeah my dinner probably is magic. #setlife
Third over night in a row and yeah my dinner probably is magic. #setlife | © instagram.com/oneoldog
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The finest wall paper in the land
The finest wall paper in the land | © instagram.com/oneoldog
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Waiting for the third like just wasn't an option. #sexiestmanalive
Waiting for the third like just wasn't an option. #sexiestmanalive | © instagram.com/oneoldog
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#photothatdidntcatchtheeclipse #eclipsefail
#photothatdidntcatchtheeclipse #eclipsefail | © instagram.com/oneoldog
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#sexiestmanalive resume building
#sexiestmanalive resume building | © instagram.com/oneoldog
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When insta is loading but I'm thinking I missed the eclipse. #eclipse
When insta is loading but I'm thinking I missed the eclipse. #eclipse | © instagram.com/oneoldog
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Dear IPhone, Please learn the words for some common medical devices. Thanks. #damnyouautocorrect
Dear IPhone,Please learn the words for some common medical devices. Thanks. #damnyouautocorrect | © instagram.com/oneoldog
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#Repost @daniebb3 ・・・ And he said it! RIP #DickGregory #legendary
#Repost @daniebb3・・・And he said it! RIP #DickGregory #legendary | © instagram.com/oneoldog
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Men in vests. Three @sagawards winners making movies. #secretprojects #whatididonmysummervacation #theweekof
Men in vests. Three @sagawards winners making movies. #secretprojects #whatididonmysummervacation #theweekof | © instagram.com/oneoldog
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If I had a camera and a model I'd post something new. Instead #tbt It's late outside be good. #manhattanbridge
If I had a camera and a model I'd post something new. Instead #tbt It's late outside be good. #manhattanbridge | © instagram.com/oneoldog
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Real real real stuff right here. @netflix @oitnb #guards #originalguards #work #secretproject
Real real real stuff right here. @netflix @oitnb #guards #originalguards #work #secretproject | © instagram.com/oneoldog
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When I say #sexiestmanalive rest assured I bring flowers.
When I say #sexiestmanalive rest assured I bring flowers. | © instagram.com/oneoldog
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That's it! Get ready! October 24th #thelastog is coming! #whatididonmysummervacation #Repost @maldonadoiseverywhere ・・・ When… read more
That's it! Get ready! October 24th #thelastog is coming! #whatididonmysummervacation #Repost @maldonadoiseverywhere・・・When #thelastog squad pull up BE READY!!! #oct24th on @tbsnetwork #cousinbobby #MaldonadOCTOBER coming soon!!! | © instagram.com/oneoldog
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My other selfie is a nude. #caniplaygangstersnow ?
Port Authority Bus Terminal
My other selfie is a nude. #caniplaygangstersnow ? | © instagram.com/oneoldog
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#Repost @kimygrrr ・・・ #charlottesville #fuckwhitesupremacy
#Repost @kimygrrr・・・#charlottesville #fuckwhitesupremacy | © instagram.com/oneoldog
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#Repost @emilyalthaus ・・・ Becoming better students of the past, paves the way for a better future...… read more
#Repost @emilyalthaus・・・Becoming better students of the past, paves the way for a better future... white folks, this is our responsibility. #BlackLivesMatter #BlackLivesMatter #BlackLivesMatter ✊🏽 | © instagram.com/oneoldog
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How you know you woke up in Brooklyn
How you know you woke up in Brooklyn | © instagram.com/oneoldog
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When you have to go to work early so you can't sleep but you do have a night vision camera and a warm… read more
When you have to go to work early so you can't sleep but you do have a night vision camera and a warm cat. #catsofinstagram | © instagram.com/oneoldog
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Twinkie 3
Twinkie 3 | © instagram.com/oneoldog
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Twinkie 2
Twinkie 2 | © instagram.com/oneoldog
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Twinkie
Twinkie | © instagram.com/oneoldog
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If your dog is broken walk your plant.
If your dog is broken walk your plant. | © instagram.com/oneoldog
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Put something new in my feed. Should I follow you? Who? Why? I promise not to dress like this again.
Put something new in my feed. Should I follow you? Who? Why? I promise not to dress like this again. | © instagram.com/oneoldog
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Bus life
Bus life | © instagram.com/oneoldog
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#overheardnewyork #subway
#overheardnewyork #subway | © instagram.com/oneoldog
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I think I've started following you in my sleep. Is that a thing? Have you ever added someone when you… read more
I think I've started following you in my sleep. Is that a thing? Have you ever added someone when you thought you were asleep. No matter. Done is done. | © instagram.com/oneoldog
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Just met BB
Just met BB | © instagram.com/oneoldog
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I am in your car
I am in your car | © instagram.com/oneoldog
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#tbt w fox ears
#tbt w fox ears | © instagram.com/oneoldog
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Dad jokes. Yeah. This is why I don't write. @thegreatboy see above. I think I can get five minutes out… read more
Dad jokes. Yeah. This is why I don't write. @thegreatboy see above. I think I can get five minutes out of this one. Got space for me? | © instagram.com/oneoldog
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Rest In Peace Sam Shepard. Thanks for the words, the work, sharing a little screen time and tolerating… read more
Rest In Peace Sam Shepard. Thanks for the words, the work, sharing a little screen time and tolerating me at the hotel bar. Thank you. | © instagram.com/oneoldog
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First up
First up | © instagram.com/oneoldog
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Insert apt song lyrics here #brunch
Insert apt song lyrics here #brunch | © instagram.com/oneoldog
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shwr yr btt #Repost @zopaipilla ・・・ Newest edition: outdoor shower, handcrafted by Rob ✌🏼️🌿🌳💦 #ilovermont… read more
shwr yr btt#Repost @zopaipilla・・・Newest edition: outdoor shower, handcrafted by Rob ✌🏼️🌿🌳💦 #ilovermont  #outdoorshower | © instagram.com/oneoldog
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#tbt because hope never dies. #sexiestmanalive @people Good night instagram #Repost @powpow_vonzeppy ・・・ Dear… read more
#tbt because hope never dies.#sexiestmanalive @people Good night instagram#Repost @powpow_vonzeppy・・・Dear @peoplemag - the only man for this year's #sexiestmanalive is quite clearly @oneoldog. He brings sexy to a whole new level. #30daysofsexy #joelmarshgarland #peoplemagazine | © instagram.com/oneoldog
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October. Turn your tvs on. It's coming. #whatididonmysummervacation #Repost @realtracymorgan ・・・ My… read more
October. Turn your tvs on. It's coming. #whatididonmysummervacation #Repost @realtracymorgan・・・My #thelastog family!  Watch us on TBS starting in October! Love these people and you will too!! | © instagram.com/oneoldog
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#whatididonmysummervacation #Repost @cedtheentertainer ・・・ The word is out #TheLastOG is gonna be 🔥 @realtracymorgan… read more
#whatididonmysummervacation #Repost @cedtheentertainer・・・The word is out #TheLastOG is gonna be 🔥 @realtracymorgan @maldonadoiseverywhere my dudes. We had a blast at #turnertca #tbsnetwork | © instagram.com/oneoldog
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Honestly this is the coolest video of lightning I ever took. 2012 from the Brooklyn promenade. It ended… read more
Brooklyn Bridge
Honestly this is the coolest video of lightning I ever took. 2012 from the Brooklyn promenade. It ended up being on Diane Sawyer. They featured it on websites and blogs. I felt super famous. I still like it. I got very wet taking it. Huge storm. Anyway. That's my #tbt this morning: #weather #lightning #gopro (you know @GoPro never liked it and I wish I knew why. I thought it was good for a 2012 GoPro) it's way slowed down. #brooklynbridge oh and shout out to @gothamist who were the first people to get it out there. Yup. #tbt | © instagram.com/oneoldog
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Photo with that authentic hipster charm I could use for marketing... if I were marketing something...… read more
Photo with that authentic hipster charm I could use for marketing... if I were marketing something... it looks nice. Reminds me of railroad tie. I don't even know why I took this picture. It's a picture of a radio. Is there anything more useless than a picture of a radio. That's like having a MP3 of a Rothko. It's not that nice a radio, maybe it's more like having the Taj Mahal on vinyl. Not the musician Taj Mahal, he'd be great to have on vinyl. I mean you know who ever took this photo has vinyl. That's the sort of hipster authenticity it brings to the table. It's a photo with grit but taste and just enough soft focus. Yup. Well. I should delete this soon. I really hate this photo. Have a lovely Thursday... wait its #tbt and I'm wasting it on this. Goddamnit Joel get it in order. Ugh. #filtered | © instagram.com/oneoldog
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wait face
wait face | © instagram.com/oneoldog
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Egg
Egg | © instagram.com/oneoldog
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Then you realize no filter is going to remove that milk stain from your shirt. #babylife
Then you realize no filter is going to remove that milk stain from your shirt. #babylife | © instagram.com/oneoldog
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#thelastog is coming. Get ready. #whatididonmysummervacation @realtracymorgan @dwattswords @ginovento… read more
#thelastog is coming. Get ready. #whatididonmysummervacation @realtracymorgan @dwattswords @ginovento @cedtheentertainer @thegreatboy | © instagram.com/oneoldog
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Morning
Morning | © instagram.com/oneoldog
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The men from the house. Coming at ya. #thelastog get ready. #whatididonmysummervacation #setlife
The men from the house. Coming at ya. #thelastog get ready. #whatididonmysummervacation #setlife | © instagram.com/oneoldog
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The chance is high that the last person murdered in this car was also buried here. No #lyftline saved… read more
The chance is high that the last person murdered in this car was also buried here. No #lyftline saved that poor soul. #setlife #work | © instagram.com/oneoldog
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#thelastog is coming. Be prepared. #whatididonmysummervacation
#thelastog is coming. Be prepared. #whatididonmysummervacation | © instagram.com/oneoldog
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#iwokeuplikethis #cobra Why am I dressed like aquaman's butt?
#iwokeuplikethis #cobraWhy am I dressed like aquaman's butt? | © instagram.com/oneoldog
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This pimple is telling me I could be asleep.
This pimple is telling me I could be asleep. | © instagram.com/oneoldog
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Killed by @bananajune_bk
Killed by @bananajune_bk | © instagram.com/oneoldog
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Dream big but don't fight @therock #sexiestmanalive @people
Dream big but don't fight @therock #sexiestmanalive @people | © instagram.com/oneoldog
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To be honest you are better off following me here. My twitter game is weak.
To be honest you are better off following me here. My twitter game is weak. | © instagram.com/oneoldog
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Now that season 5 is out I can release this photo! Behind the scenes #oitnbseason5 Exclusive! Drinking… read more
Now that season 5 is out I can release this photo! Behind the scenes #oitnbseason5 Exclusive! Drinking coffee and staring out a window.@oitnb #sexiestmanalive | © instagram.com/oneoldog
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Grilling pizza with no clear rules.
Grilling pizza with no clear rules. | © instagram.com/oneoldog
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The boss has a serious car.
The boss has a serious car. | © instagram.com/oneoldog
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Well lit toy.
Well lit toy. | © instagram.com/oneoldog
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3 five leaf clover. 3 four leaf clover. Maybe this isn't the area to plant tomatoes.
3 five leaf clover. 3 four leaf clover. Maybe this isn't the area to plant tomatoes. | © instagram.com/oneoldog
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Ok four leaf clovers are lucky... what about five leaf clover? #⚠️
Ok four leaf clovers are lucky... what about five leaf clover? #⚠️ | © instagram.com/oneoldog
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Yo @nlyonne
Yo @nlyonne | © instagram.com/oneoldog
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Shout out to whom ever can figure out where I am.
Shout out to whom ever can figure out where I am. | © instagram.com/oneoldog
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Rainbow/moon/Vermont
Rainbow/moon/Vermont | © instagram.com/oneoldog
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I think I'll switch back to newspapers.
I think I'll switch back to newspapers. | © instagram.com/oneoldog
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Everybody polka
Everybody polka | © instagram.com/oneoldog
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Hot chicks.
Hot chicks. | © instagram.com/oneoldog
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Summer crew. #whatididonmysummervacation #thelastog
Summer crew. #whatididonmysummervacation #thelastog | © instagram.com/oneoldog
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Not the same dude.
Not the same dude. | © instagram.com/oneoldog
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Done! ... maybe be a little more subtle with your privates... (DM doesn't mean full out creepazoid)
Done! ... maybe be a little more subtle with your privates... (DM doesn't mean full out creepazoid) | © instagram.com/oneoldog
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Here is a different angle with mirror so you can see more of the unicorn. @jasonantoon I had no proper… read more
Here is a different angle with mirror so you can see more of the unicorn. @jasonantoon I had no proper origami paper at all but here is my attempt at the #bladerunner unicorn🦄I wish there were a #bladerunnerunicorn challenge.#origami#mediocreorigami#accidentalbanjolele#accidentalsagawards | © instagram.com/oneoldog
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Dear @jasonantoon I had no silver paper. Actually I had no proper origami paper at all but here is my… read more
Dear @jasonantoon I had no silver paper. Actually I had no proper origami paper at all but here is my attempt at the #bladerunner unicorn🦄I wish there were a #bladerunnerunicorn challenge.#origami#mediocreorigami | © instagram.com/oneoldog
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Anyone know what kind of mushroom 🍄 this is? Found in with my pomegranate. Insights welcome... real insights… read more
Anyone know what kind of mushroom 🍄 this is? Found in with my pomegranate. Insights welcome... real insights not eggplant jokes. #notamycologist #whatisthismushroom #mycologist#donteatthat #mushrooms | © instagram.com/oneoldog
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The face of a man who is in for the night and doesn't know how to apologize properly. This is that man's… read more
The face of a man who is in for the night and doesn't know how to apologize properly. This is that man's face. | © instagram.com/oneoldog
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Brooklyn. On set with the charming and hell of talented @chrissymetz New project coming and its a doozy.… read more
Brooklyn. On set with the charming and hell of talented @chrissymetz New project coming and its a doozy. #thelastog Get ready. | © instagram.com/oneoldog
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It’s official! Bill the Mystical #Sloth looked into my future and saw that I will one day be crowned… read more
It’s official! Bill the Mystical #Sloth looked into my future and saw that I will one day be crowned “Sexy Cargo Shorts Guy!” Dreams do come true. Head over to @Carnival Facebook Live event today from 1-5PM EST and ask Bill to predict your future for a chance to win something big. #CarnivalPartner | © instagram.com/oneoldog